Why I Quit Teaching

(While surfing the net)
Bernice: Bennie boy.
Ben: Hm?
Bernice: What is the difference between a slut and a prostitute?
Ben: A prostitute is definitely a slut but a slut isn't definitely a prostitute.
Bernice: Oh, I learned that in school before.
Ben: You did?
Bernice: Yeah in science. Water is definitely liquid but liquid isn't definitely water.
Ben: Oh.

(...)

Bernice: Bennie boy.
Ben: Hm?
Bernice: What is anal sex?
Ben: (Spills drink) What are you reading?!
Bernice: Some blog. So what does it mean?
Ben: Anal sex is er... something that sounds good in theory but not often practiced in real life.
Bernice: Oh, I learned that in school too!
Ben: Really?
Bernice: Yeah. Pendidikan Moral.

I am going on an island getaway! Will be back in 3 days, with pictures of course.