Sunday, March 11, 2007

That New Mamak Stall

Yesterday night while feeling slightly adventurous, we all decided to try out this new mamak stall that was quite a distance from our house. The food was ok but the waiter there was actually quite funny:

(While taking our orders. Conversations in Malay.)
Waiter: What do you guys want?
Ben: We're kinda new here. Can we have the menu?
Waiter: That wouldn't be necessary, we have EVERYTHING! Just name it and we have it!
Ben: I want a chicken burger.
Waiter: We don't have that.
Ben: But you just said you have everything?!
Waiter: We have everything except burgers.
Ben: Fine, I'll have a roti telur.
Waiter: We don't have that either.
Ben: What?!
Waiter: We have everything except burgers and roti.
Ben: ...
Waiter: So what do you want?
Ben: The menu.

Normie couldn't decide on what to eat so he ordered the stall special. Unfortunately, Normie wasn't wearing his specs that time and the stall special notice board was like 3 metres away from him.

Waiter: And how about you?
Normie: I think I'll have your stall specials. What do you have?
Waiter: Read. *points to the notice board*
Normie: (Squints) What's that? Ba.. bi.. kai.. lan.. BABI Kailan?!
Waiter: Hoi! WE DO NOT SELL PORK HERE!
Ben: He meant Baby Kailan! BABY Kailan!
Waiter: Hmph. Riiiiiiggghhhtt. (smiles and walks away)
Ben: My god.
Normie: What?
Ben: Whatever he's gonna do to your baby kailan, it's gonna be nasty.

14 comments:

Little Ray

You never know what he did to yours :D

christalloh

i like ur conversation-blog...

funny lo... hahaha...

YOU... kena tag... kakaka...

december23

LoLxXx~

I think he better say I dun have anything u want here. I only have things u dun want here!!

NO BURGER + NO ROTI = NOT A MAMAK STALL

Joel

LoL! Which reminds me - what happened to weight watching? ;-)

december23

yalor..

u still go for gym? hot hot chicken shit again??

Cen Ni

no comment, except, hahahahahahahaha =p



PS : eh yea, I thought you're on diet / weight watching?

Benjamin

little ray: -GASP!-

christalloh: eh christal, you must've missed it but i've said it before, i kinda have something against tags. don't worry though, i'll link you on the next post :D thanks for visiting!!

december23: true hor. no burger and roti means not really a mamak stall. i'm not going back there again.. unless i run out of blog material.

joel, december23, cen ni: i was VERY hungry. really. i swear. i still go gym la don't worry; wednesdays, fridays and sundays. i feel myself getting fitter *flex*

Anonymous

ck here
i bet!
i more month ben will stop go gym..
comfirm!

bubbly soda

btw, this has got nothing to do with your post. but its my post. It reads ANKLE!!! not knee... geez....

CY

Whether it was baby kailan or babi kailan, still doesn't sound much of a mamak stall to me :/

Hui Sen

Never ever trust a waiter who doesn't smile until he walks away.

Mamak, kopitiam, 5 star hotel restaurant or RM20-for-the-peanuts restaurant. Doesn't matter how simple or how fancy. You know you'll end up eating his cock cheese.

Leave immediately.

december23

Hui Sen, is that true?? it sounds exaggerate!!

Mischique

man..each time i read your blog i NEVER FAIL to laugh..love the baby kailan story and by the way the place you went for mamak...is it really a mamak stall? how can they not have roti telur right -_-'

-Princess Shin-

there's this mamak in tmn.megah called Williams and they really serve everything under the sun.

That's why they don't have a menu!

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