Sunday, December 24, 2006

Kissing Under A Missile Toe

(When I was 9 years old)
Dad: Here's an interesting fact about Christmas. To get a girl to kiss you during Christmas, all you have to do is stand under a mistletoe.
Ben: A missile toe?
Dad: Yes.
Ben: -imagines-



Ben:
Daddy, is it really that hard to get a girl to kiss you?

Dad: It is son, it is.

Merry Christmas everyone.

11 comments:

p-t

Merry Christmas Ben and Ben's readers!

bubbly soda

LOL! Merry CHRISTMAS! Don't get hit by a missile! The kissing is fine the missile is not.

-=[W]=-

MERRY F'N CHRISTMAS!!!

*Goes back to recovering from a hangover*

Hui Sen

Merry Christmas mate!

Joash Chan

Benjamin, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you.

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