Horse Said, I Said

Today I have done what very few Asians at the age of 20 have yet to do, I GOT A 'C' FOR MATHEMATICS, I GOT 'GROUNDED', I GOT LAID, I RODE A HORSE! As you all know, yours truly is taking equestrian as his cocurricular subject this semester and he friggin gets to ride a horse for the next 14 weeks!

Fine I didn't actually get to ride it on the first day but I will starting next week. Today we were only lectured on the basics of bringing a horse out of a stable and then fixing it up with a head collar. After that we each were required to walk the horse around a small field.


Me wanking walking the horse

I admit, I was scared to death. The thought of it suddenly going mad, kicking me down to the ground and then have it trample mercilessly on my balls *shudders* When it came my turn, I calmed myself down by giving the horse a rub on the nose and a pat on the neck. *sigh of relief* It likes. Once you start walking it, it's actually more relaxing than scary. It's like having a new four legged best friend, mind you I've only ever had a hamster as a pet (I like to squeeze it, I wish I could squeeze a horse.. and make it run a huge wheel). I got so comfortable, I even started chatting with it:

(While walking the horse)
Ben: I had a bad day today.
Ben: Didn't understand my fluids lecture.
Ben: *sigh* And I stuttered a lot during presentation.
Ben: You're such a good listener.
Ben: Are you a girl or a boy? [Looks below]
Ben: You know for someone twice my size, you have a very small penis.
Horse: [Kicks Ben down to the ground and tramples mercilessly on his balls]

The last part didn't actually happen but I was so afraid it could understand me when I told him its private was eenie. I would do so much worse to anyone who told me that.

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I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left and it will be called "Bring back the porn". - Dr. Cox, Srubs
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