Foreign Languages

I read in the papers once that compared to the Americans, we have a very big advantage in the language department. On average, a national here is able to speak 3 different languages (that not even including its different dialects). So we're like supposed to do better in the international business front because we're able to communicate with more people all over the world.. right?

A session in French class last week: (Italics are in foreign languages)
Lecturer: So the questions asked during the oral exams are going to be real easy. For example, What is your name? Answer Ben.
Ben: I'm fine.
Lecturer: What?
Ben: Oh right sorry. I'm fine thank you.

It is not easy learning another language at such an old age. Then I suddenly realised why the Americans are still doing better than us in the business realm.

Closing a deal with a Japanese businessman:
Scene 1:
Jap: Before we close this deal, would you like to join us for some heavy drinking and have OUR lawyers take a look at YOUR papers?
American: What? I'm sorry I don't understand. Can we just close the deal?
Jap: Damn.

Scene 2:
Jap: Before we close this deal, would you like to join us for some heavy drinking and have OUR lawyers take a look at YOUR papers?
Msian: Yes.
Jap: What?
Msian: Oh right sorry. Yes please.