Superstitions Suck

I was never a superstitious lad but last week during my English exam, I was seated in the most ominous of tables:

While taking my exam, I can't help but feel like the floors under me are gonna crack open revealing a sea of scorching hot molten lava and.. more:

No, I do not have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. I just tend to think a lot during exams (well, so do all of us).