That Conversation With CrysV
Guys, let me introduce you all to Valerie, a Malaysian student studying in Italy. All I can say is that she's a loser:
(On GMail Chat)
Valerie: I have a flight in 7 hours and i haven't started packing!
Ben: Where are you going?
Valerie: London, then Sheffield, then Dublin! Wohoo!
Ben: Show off.
Valerie: Well, you asked.
Ben: Guess what? Later, I'm going to a Lok Lok stall, then to a 99 hypermarket, then to a mamak stall.
Valerie: Woah! You are soooo rich! I am soooo jealous!
Ben: Yala. So much better than your stupid Sheffield or Manchester or Arsenal.
Valerie: I know, so loser-ish right? What to do. I'm not as great as you :(
Ben: You LOSER! I'm gonna tell everyone that you're traveling around Europe while I'm back here eating fishballs on sticks.
And I can't kill her:
On a different note, I am going back to UTM tomorrow and as you can see:Valerie: I should be packing.
Ben: Yeah, anything is better than talking to a stranger who's half way across the globe.
Valerie: I'm being nice.
Ben: What if he traces your IP address and then finds out where you live?
Valerie: Oh-I-am-so-scared.
Ben: Technology these days, you never know.
Valerie: Is that stranger gonna buy a ticket to Italy and kill me?
Ben: No need to. He has 'friends' there.
Valerie: Oh really?
Ben: I'm known worldwide ok. I am like KFC.
Valerie: Oh, then I don't have to worry.
Ben: Why not?
Valerie: Italy doesn't have KFC.
I can't wait.
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Sidenote: To the two superheroes, thanks for including me in your Break Out Blogger Award.
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