Gods Must Be Crazy

It's been raining for 3 straight days now and I have not been out exercising since. Worse part is, this is happening while mom is chucking me with buckets load of food everyday. Somehow, I can't help but think that someone up there wants me to stay fat:

Ok fine, I exaggerated:

1. I quit football years ago.

2. I actually live in an apartment.

3. Zeus, the lord of skies, thunder and gods probably has better things to do... and isn't as small as my house.