It's The Sexy Dress
In today's news, a City Hall security officer was caught zooming in on a journalist's thighs using the City Hall's CCTV camera. When the Penang Municipal Council president was questioned on this matter he sternly replied, "If the dress was not sexy, the incident would not have happened."
In other news, robbers are suing rich locals and every bank in Malaysia for tempting them to do what they do. Besides that, local arsonists are also blaming Malaysian buildings for being so flammable and kerosenes for being so easy to obtain. And recently, all local murderers are released from jail because according to a statement incurred by the press, "if they weren't in the way of their weapons, they wouldn't be killed in the first place".
In other news, robbers are suing rich locals and every bank in Malaysia for tempting them to do what they do. Besides that, local arsonists are also blaming Malaysian buildings for being so flammable and kerosenes for being so easy to obtain. And recently, all local murderers are released from jail because according to a statement incurred by the press, "if they weren't in the way of their weapons, they wouldn't be killed in the first place".
