Beating Traffic

Behold, my invention to forever avoid the rush hour! Might have a problem with the guys down at Road Transport Department though:

Too tall.

My New Pets

Politically Correct

I just found out that the top managements in my company and even a bulk of our customers live and breathe golf. That of course spells trouble for me, someone who thinks a "birdie" is a childhood nickname for his privates. Among other golf terms I find amusing:

Happy Birthday Baby!

I Sprained My Neck

I really did.

Working Through The Weekends

You Snooze You Lose

I am arriving to work late almost everyday. Credit goes to this habit that I have of hitting the snooze button every time my cell phone alarm goes off.

So here, I have devised an ingenious plan to incorporate both my love for repetitively hitting a button and my need to get to work on time:

Rat Race Runner

In order to look the part,

I'm Hired!