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(While having dinner)

Bernice: Mmm~ spaghetti!

Ben: No it isn't.

Bernice: No?

Ben: No. I am scooping it up with my fork from my plate into my mouth and digesting it with my body. For that, it should rightfully be called, The Benjamin. You are feeding on The Benjamin, you are consuming The Benjamin! Now answer me, what are you eating?!

Bernice: The Bernice.

Ben: Has anyone told you that you have a huge ego?