Kayak Killer

I'm taking kayaking this semester as my compulsory co-curricular activity. I have made a lot of bad decisions in my life (so much so that I need a new word for 'a lot') but taking up this silly activity is the worst one to date. Sure it looks fun propelling a canoe from one point to another but that's really all there is to it; stroking a paddle around a tiny lake.

York has been in the sport for 2 semesters and he has received a certificate for it. Apparently he is now qualified to participate in flood rescue missions. Bah. If you ask me, anyone can be hero when they are on a flotation device:



Well almost anyone. Me no likey kayak!