Mamak Game Show

I went to have my late lunch at a mamak stall today. That's one more thing to cross of my 'Things I wouldn't think I'd do before I die' list. I mean nobody actually has 4 roti canai-s for lunch... do they?

Anyway I was actually particularly annoyed with how the waiter asked for our orders. Damn blur:
Waiter: What would you like to have?
Friend: I would like a nasi lemak.
Waiter: Ok that's a nasi kandang.
Friend: No, no, one nasi lemak.
Waiter: What?
riend: Nasi lemak.
Waiter: Huh? So what would you like to drink?
Friend: Hey, did you get my first order?
Waiter: One nasi kangkang, right?
Friend: ...
Waiter: Drinks?
Friend: You know what, I'll probably end up with pee water so I'll just have these bananas.


Bananas, for frustrated customers

Then it was my turn:
Waiter: So what would YOU like? (Glares at Ben)
Ben: (Shocked) Aaah! Er... one roti planta please. Waiter: What?
Ben: Roti planta.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Ben: Yes..
Waiter: Is that your final answer?
*Everything turns dark and strobe lights start flashing around randomly. It's time for a game of 'Who Wants That Roti Planta'*
Ben: I would like to ask for the audience's opinion and use my lifeline please..

Ask once, you'll get an answer
Ask twice, you'll get a better answer
Ask the third time, you'll get a stupid answer