Hawker Stall Woes

A hawker stall where I usually have my dinner.

This place is your usual hawker centre with an insane number of food choice, randomly arranged tables and chairs, loudmouth hawkers and of course the captain of the whole shenanigan.. and his microphone.

See this place is so untidily arranged that it has to extend out to the middle of the road. This wouldn't be a problem in Skudai since the roads here could fit 6 cars in one lane. The whole place is huge so the captain needed the mic (mainly) to ask car owners to move their vehicle away if ever one got in the way of the place.

I wish I could replace the term 'mainly' with 'only'.

The captain happened to walk by my table:
Captain: Have you ordered your drinks already?
Ben: Yes, quite a while ago.
Captain: (On the mic) HEY, TABLE A9 NEEDS THEIR DRINKS NOW!! DAMN IT, IF THEIR DRINKS DON'T GET HERE IN 10 SECONDS TIME, I' GONNA MAKE SURE TABLE A9 IS THE LAST TABLE YOU'RE GONNA SERVE IN YOUR LIFETIME. TABLE A9!
Captain: Anything else?
Ben: (Shrinks to a size of an ant and crawls away)

Damn humiliating..