Saturday, April 29, 2006

Boredom Is Socially Unhealthy

Best conversation this week

Kim: I AM BORED! I'm telling you, let's just think of an activity and DO IT!
Ben: Everyone here is either broke or just plain lazy. The only thing we could afford to do here is fulfilling our manly desires. It's free and it's fun.
Kim: That is just sick.
Ben: Hey you know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group.
Kim: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape ugly fat girls.
Ben: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape guys.
Kim: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape babies.
Ben: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape anyone and then kill them.
Kim: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape anyone and then gut out their intestines.
Ben: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape anyone and then have their brains for dessert.
Kim: You know what's even sicker? Us forming a rape group to rape our mothers.
Ben: Oh god that IS sick!


*Camera zooms to a lower part of earth*

Lucifer: Two more, excellent.. (Mr. Burns imitation)

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