Don't get me wrong though, I am actually VERY impressed by the participant's efforts. I could neither spell nor even pronounce half the words given, and they are ONLY 14 years old! One thing I found rather amusing though is how the announcers would refer to the participants as "spellers". The organisers may think it's cool but whenever the announcers mention "SPELLERS!", I could see the entire bench of participating kids roll their eyes. Can you imagine what these kids have to go through in school?
(The scene: School recess. Two students got beaten up by a gang of school bullies and then thrown together into a nearby dumpster)
Boy 1: Hey there. I'm Sheldon.
Boy 2: Hello. My name is Dexter.
Sheldon: We both have geeky names. What else are you in for?
Dexter: I take up ballet and bake cookies with my sister.
Sheldon: Bummer.
Dexter: What about you?
Sheldon: I'm a speller.
Dexter: AHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER!! *starts slapping Sheldon with a rotten banana peal*
Speaking of geeky activities, I remember representing my secondary school in a scrabble competition.
(Pause)
Yes. A Scrabble competition. I was a "Scrabbler". Oh god, just thinking about it makes my stomach turn. To make it sound cooler, I shall now call it, The Letter Arranging Game. Well in my defense, I was 16 and I was a er.. ehm.. geek. Hm, not much of a defense there. I remembered getting knocked out on the first round because of a silly incident:
(During the The Letter Arranging Game competition)
Ben: "CTROVNJO" [What the hell am I going to make out of this?]
Referee: Benjamin, you have 1 minute to come up with a word.
Ben: Yes, maam. [TIR? VOT? NIT? JOON? ... TOON.. TOON!]
Referee: 30 seconds has passed.
Ben: I have a word! *fixes up "TOON" on the board*
Referee: That is not a word.
Ben: Yes it is.
Referee: No, IT IS NOT!
Ben: Look at the dictionary!!
Referee: *flips* There's no "toon" in the dictionary. I told you. Where did you get that silly word from?
Ben: Cartoon Network.
Referee: Well there are "cartoons" but no "toons". Ben, I'm gonna have to disqualify you if you do not have a word.
Ben: I er.. wait! I DO have another word! *fixes up "ORC" on the board*
Referee: And where is this word from?
Ben: Warcraft.
Referee: You're out.
Yes, I know I could have formed better words with my set. What can I say? I panicked.
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