I mean all my close hometown friends are already a year away from getting a job and some even already HAVE jobs. (None of them went to local uni except for me)
*5th year high school reunion, 2 years from now*
Ben: Eh Daniel, how's your law degree course coming along?
Daniel: Oh I don't think law is suitable for me, I'm a lecturer now.
Ben: Oh well, things can't always turn out the way we want to.
Daniel: You're right but I'm already earning 12k a month, guess that's alright.
Ben: Er... hey Howard, how's uni life in India? Sucks right?
Howard: I'm out of uni already la, now doing my medical residency at India. It's cool that I get to actually start saving lives now. Sometimes you just feel like you're more powerful than superman himself.
Ben: Nelson! How is it hanging in Taylors College?
Nelson: Taylors? Nah, I'm piloting for MAS now. Meet my two wives, Gina and Pamela.
Ben: (Turns around to get some air but suddenly bumps into Samuel)
Terry: ARCHITECT FOR DUANY PLATER-ZYBERK & COMPANY!
Ben: But I didn't ask.. (Turns around and bumps into David)
David: ACCOUNTANT FOR THE BIG 4!
Everyone: Ben, what are YOU doing?
Ben: Oh, I'm... not Ben. I'm his friend, John. Ben has decided that there's just too much violence going on in this world and wants no part of it so he converted to a monk. Now he's living peacefully high up in the mountains of Tibet.

Hell naw!
My future job better be worth every single minute of my 17 year long education.
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