tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146353.post9057623575555780865..comments2023-11-05T16:07:27.691+08:00Comments on Just Sewjin: Pay Your Debt Or ElseSewjinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18209597227003659059noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9146353.post-474393036361596232006-09-29T04:00:00.000+08:002006-09-29T04:00:00.000+08:00Tipu King: Blast! My arch-nemises Enraged Creditor...Tipu King: Blast! My arch-nemises Enraged Creditor has uncovered my not-so-secret lair and advertised to the apathetic public! <br /><br />*Door bursts open*<br /><br />Enraged Creditor: There is nowhere you can run now Tipu King! Now... WHERE IS MY HUTANG!!!<br /><br />Tipu King: Time to use my powers for the greater good of selfish desires! BULLSHIDO ATTACK!!!<br /><br />*Starts pulling off some bullshido moves which mirror the motions of a lifeless marionette being pulled by its strings*<br /><br />Tipu King: Read my lips... There Is No Hutang...<br /><br />*Enraged Creditor has a glazed look on his face; much like the way a stunned deer reacts to the headlight glare of an oncoming SUV*<br /><br />Enraged Creditor: There...is...no...WAITAMINUTE!! Your Bullshido will never work on me! <br /><br />Tipu King: Well, try this one on for size... The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.<br /><br />Enraged Creditor: What...the...F#&$k are you going on about?<br /><br />Tipu King: You heard me you villianous and rightfully pissed-off debt collector..<br /><br />Enraged Creditor: Ok, you asked for it... *Rolls up sleeve*<br /><br />Tipu King: Resorting to hard-handed tactics eh? I guess there's only one thing left to do... ULTRA-SUPER-SECRET-BULLSHIDO-MANOUVERTHINGAMABOB!!!<br /><br />*Flails his hands very much like a man in the grip of an epileptic seizure*<br /><br />Tipu King: TAKE THIS!!!<br /><br />*He throws an object that looks very much like a coin. Enraged Creditor picks it up, examines it and nods to himself*<br /><br />Enraged Creditor: Finally, you've returned my 50 cents. Time to load up on some sweet...sweet...CANDY!!!<br /><br />*Enraged Creditor skips out the door like a happy kid who's just won some marbles in a schoolyard game*<br /><br />Tipu King: Once again the day is saved by...<br /><br />*A window swings open*<br /><br />"OI C#!&*%!!! BOLEH DIAM SIKIT KAH!!! KAU INGAT APA... TAMAN NI BAPAMU PUNYA KAH?!!!"<br /><br />Tipu King: ...man, I need to get a jobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com