I just found out that the top managements in my company and even a bulk of our customers live and breathe golf. That of course spells trouble for me, someone who thinks a "birdie" is a childhood nickname for his privates. Among other golf terms I find amusing:
I am arriving to work late almost everyday. Credit goes to this habit that I have of hitting the snooze button every time my cell phone alarm goes off.
So here, I have devised an ingenious plan to incorporate both my love for repetitively hitting a button and my need to get to work on time: