Sunday, January 21, 2007

Women & Porn Talk

(While having lunch yesterday)
June: Do you watch porn?
Ben: ... do you have a tape recorder hidden somewhere?
June: Answer the question.
Ben: I am not discussing this topic with you.
June: Why not?
Ben: Because you're a girl!
June: So what?! I can be as open minded as the guys, you know.
Ben: Open minded?! Don't you lie to me. I've seen it a lot of times when a guy accidentally blurts out a vulgar word, you girls would make 'the face' and stare down at the guy till he bleeds from his eyes. I couldn't imagine what porn-talk might evoke you to do.
June: Porn and vulgar words are two different things. One is making love and the other is just plain rude.
Ben: There are plenty of porn that have the guy yelling obscene words while banging the girl. What is that to you?!
June: So you DO watch.
Ben: Damn it.
June: I just want to ask, what do you think of girl on girl action?
Ben: Perfectly fine with it.
June: How about guy on guy action?
Ben: It's the one moment in my life when I feel unfortunate to have eyes. Isn't it the same with girls? I'm sure you'd cringe if you saw a girl and another girl getting it on.
June: No, actually we're fine with both gay and lesbian action.
Ben: Can't believe you're ok with male cocksuckers and female carpetmunchers.
June: (makes 'the face')
Ben: What?
June: WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN FRONT OF A GIRL!!

Here we go again.

3 comments:

qiwei

Ben, you seriously need to sign up for classes to teach you how to be a real gentleman in handling conversations with a lady.

Anonymous

No he does NOT. He needs to find REAL girls who have the
1) sense of humor
2) awareness of current popular culture
3) spirit of fun
to carry out interesting conversations.

Not kiddy, immature girls who started a conversation about porn, then becoming all huffy at the end.

All girls want to fuck like rabbits, but they hem and haw about it. And then give hell to guys who are confident in their sexuality.

I say, SCREW the women who try to emasculate men. Real gentlemen, they end up last.

Hui Sen

Making love? Oh hell no.

Sure I'd like to bounce someone I'm in love with but more often than not there isn't going to be any 'making love' going on.

However making love is fine even great. Once in a while. Ingredient: mutual true love. Only works like that. No other way.

Other than that the only women who are only into making love are those who as young girls played with barbie dolls and fancied themselves as Disney princesses AND they still believe in fairytale-ending love stories.

Normal (men and) women want it like a porn movie! Society however conspires to label women unfairly where sexuality is concerned. Slut, skank and slapper as opposed to stud, player and don juan. It ain't exactly fair. Sometimes self preservation kicks in naturally.

Just my two cents.

My, you're growing up Ben! LOL!

Just kidding buddy.

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